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Date: April 1, 2013

Patch 244 Joke

Highlights

  • New Weapon: Stun Gun
  • New Alien: Philip
  • 2% more yellow
  • 25% more Gorge
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Changelog

Feature

  • Added Stun Gun. Punish fellow Marines for stealing your Shotgun!
  • Added Gardening. Plant your favorite fruits and vegetables. With tender care, watch them grow delicious food.
  • Added 3 secrets (2 of them are also mysteries).
  • A webcam is now required to verify the player has a Wasabi style moustache.
  • New Super Rapid Fire Extreme Shotgun (only usable by Unknown Worlds developers).

Balance

  • Increased all damage by 33%
  • 20% more prime numbers
  • Nerfed lemon trees
  • Increased all health by 33%
  • Marines can now research the moonwalk for 40 team resources
  • 2% more yellow
  • Jetpack now has infinite fuel
  • When a Marine using a Jetpack touches the ground, many explosion
  • Lerk Wing sauce now 15% spicier in the Onos Bar
  • 25% more Gorge
  • Exo is now free and required

Fix

  • Inverted all rooms that begin with the letter “T”.
  • The game is now playable at altitudes greater than 255 meters above sea level.
  • The vibrate feature on Commander beepers is finally fixed.
  • Bees now properly defend the Hive (Thanks IronHorse!).
  • Changed our own interpretation of “frames” which resulted in a 1000% increase in frames per second.
  • We figured out how to fix that really annoying bug everyone is always complaining about but the programmers kept arguing about the usage of the Oxford comma in a comment which resulted in slapping.
  • The 6th Alien is now enabled. Sorry, we forgot about that one. We don’t have a name for it. How about Philip?

SDK

  • Fixed “Redo” button in Undo Button editor.
  • Tools no longer work on Sunday nights as that is when Game of Thrones airs and realistically, nobody will need them.
  • Added editor for Philosophy.


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